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23.2.07 20:07


Stupid Hiphop

It's a fact. Stupid people have stupid children. If you're stupid, please don't have sex. If you insist on having sex, then please have sex with animals. Preferably animals smarter than you are. That way, if by some biological fluke you and the animal actually have offspring, odds are the offspring will be less stupid than you are.

One more thing - don't assume the animal is protected. If the animal has a condom (or if female, some sort of interuterine device), insist they wear it. Please…help stamp out this mindless mindlessness. Keep your stupidity to yourself.

This message brought to you by the Council of Concerned Citizens Who Are Smarter Than You Are.

 

 

24.2.07 02:46


Goth what i want!

  You scored as Goth. Your A Goth!

Goth

 
65%

Rocker, Mosher

 
50%

Skater

 
30%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev

 
30%

Trendy

 
25%

Prepy

 
20%

Emo

 
10%
  
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ect
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24.2.07 05:01


How to die!

  You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).

Disappear


67%

Poison


60%

Suicide


60%

Stabbed


60%

Bomb


53%

Gunshot


47%

Suffocated


40%

Accident


40%

Natural Causes


33%

Eaten


33%

Disease


27%

Drowning


27%

Cut Throat


20%

How Will You Die??
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24.2.07 05:14


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